That's the BBC headline on the odd story of an Australian man who, while nude, climbed into a top-loading washing machine, planning to leap out and surprise his cohabitant. (Would the partner be surprised more by a man leaping out of a washing machine, or a naked man leaping from anywhere?)
The BBC reports:
The man reportedly hid inside the top-loading machine so he could surprise his partner.
But he became stuck and it took 20 minutes for rescuers to dislodge him using olive oil as a lubricant.
Firefighters, paramedics and a search-and-rescue squad were also called to help with the situation.